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Twitter is back!
I was excited to learn the Twitter blue back reins again. X.COM has been replaced by the former Twitter once more. This message is only visible to admins: No tweets found for your selected feed sources. Make sure there are tweets available on Twitter that fit your settings and then clear your cache using the button found on the Settings page....
To bed or not to bed
As I lie here at 9:45 on May 1st I contemplate staying here for a brief nap and starting my productive day closer to noon as I have done many times in the past 2 months. Good morning routine which includes blowing white clouds of smoke is a good reason to not try napping because it will probably fail and I'll just end up doing nothing for the...
Post Test
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Another test – and THEN bed. I promise
From Timeline photos. Posted by Jeff Goebel on 12/01/2008 (Showing 2000 of 2641 items) I admit to being immature with no guilt or shame. A lovely photo I found on the Facebook Pritchard community page. Pritchard is the com... The pile of cows. Cow piles. A mound of beef. Mount Angus. Sometimes the headline says it all. This one made me chuckle....
Test crosspost.
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Grace Helbig
I watch the show, because it's just different enough, and watchable. I'm sad they turned a bit mean. We are trying to live in a world where we are as aware of public shaming of strangers online, as mugger jokes or Retard humourWhen I watch any prank that embarrasses people and laughs at them, I'm uncomfortable watching. Some pranks I'm ok...
Coincidences from God
Some religions believe that miracles happen every day, and things we would never believe are divine, we call a coincidence.I call them signs from the Universe that somebody is paying attention. This evening, I was watching TV and the commercial for the new series of X-STANCE or whatever it's called. The first 1/3 second is half a body running on...
Part Time Roomates
Is it possible idiots have a leader role model and permission to be assholes. Black Friday will be the country's worst in history. Is it possible, ribs may lead to military Marshall law? I remember reading our Prime Minister can declare Marshall law, but a president cant House swapping weeks Maybe Ted would want to be an extra Probably not 20...
Witch Binge
I did my first TV series binge watch this week. Four hours yesterday and four hours tonight. A series I'd seen a commercial for, on a network channel I'm not allowed to get because of stupid network politics. I think the TV stations providers should never have been allowed to be owned by the pipe providers. It's a silly business plan where...
Theatre Jitters
I was recently reminded of why I gave up acting. I was never an acting star or anything you'd have heard about, but I did participate in every school drama that was available to me in my youth. Starting in grade 5, through to the end of my high school career, I was both the lead, and chorus in all those school plays like Bye Bye Birdie, Superman...
Superman lives next door.
This is an interesting blog post. I was cleaning up my drafts and other problematic blog posts just now as I was sitting outside in the beautiful fall weather of Niagara Falls Ontario. I happen to pun this blog in my drafts folder. Originally created sometime in August it contained only the title; Superman lives next door. There was no text in...
Water Overflow. What was I doing before that?
I was sitting in my chair outside the door after feeding the animals there afternoon meal and our fish bathtub has a small leak so one of my new tasks daily is to refill it. Because it has fish in it we do this very slowly with it trickle but the hose turns on and off from far across the other side of the property. To many of you this would not...
Google Docs by Voice
Hello, I'm orange Jeff and this isn't orange shirt blog. You can't currently see that I'm wearing an orange shirt but I'll include a photo when you can trust me that it's current. For the most part, I live in a single bedroom on my bed. I compute there eat there I sleep there and watch TV here I don't do too much else except a few times a day let...
Breaking News
I know what a news break is but I'm not positive I fully understand what breaking news is I had assumed that it is news they interrupt whatever you were doing to tell you about, which should be significant. Breaking news is not always significant It's just current and they'd rather you hear it from them than someone else. It's Wednesday at 7:30...
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Friday Update
Over the past few years, I have not been keeping my blog up to date. My posts were few and far between. During this time however, I was still writing, and creating new video content. I was just not sharing any of it publically. I have kept a journal of sorts since I can remember. My first memory of writing during a crying session, was one of the...
Comic Book Villan
there is a moment when you're playing the card game HEARTS, and you think... awww.. fuck it, lets go for the lot. You try to get every single trick, knowing if you miss just one, you'll get a huge score penalty. I believe there are many moments in life just like that. The moment where you've peaked, and it's all downhill from here, so you give...
If the World changes along this path, the entire world of crime could change.
Right now, we still have an official war on drugs. We have to show some progress publically now and them arresting criminals. Showing arrests is important. In some ways, more important than actually arresting people. We need the public to know we occasionally have a successful arrest.It seems we're actually OK with criminals getting high,...
And so it continues..
I was almost at the steps to the house when I turned my back and the rooster. It's usually a safe spot especially since the food is a long way away. I think you may be mad because I didn't bring out a fifth portion for him which for a while I was doing, It's so hard to predict the evening schedule because sometimes they're already in the...
Afternoon Feeding conflicts
I placed the majority portion of food in the elevated area near the door. Because, it had rained earlier, I had to reach to grab the main dish, flip it over and let the water out as everyone came running, eager for their dinner portions. I set my defence stick down and fed them. As I turned around, forgetting the stick the rooster lunged....
I guess the war is over.
I'm not saying that the rooster trusts me now or that we have any kind of relationship but it does seem as though he's less confrontational now. He's finally figured out I'm the one that's feeding him and the battle isn't worth it. I think it's been 3 days where feeding time is reasonably stress free. I still have to keep an eye on him when I'm...
It shat on my hat.
I was in my room the other day making videos as I am want to do and I realized I couldn't find my orange hat. In Canada we call them toques and I'm not sure I know how to spell it. In the states like thank you call them beanies but essentially they're just winter hats without the pom pom. The orange one I tend to use when I'm filming for the...
Summer Falls by the Falls
I had a fall this morning. It was scary shit for a short while because it was a multi-stage fall knocking over various things as I tried to save myself on the way down. I don't remember what started it. Things like happen unexpectedly and you're not concerned about why your falling as much as how and where you're falling. I was not injured at all...
Am I boring you with my evil rooster stories?
Warning. This blog was voice transcribed from the bathroom after feeding but I don't have my teeth in so I noticed a lot of errors. I should probably go and edit it manually but I'm pretty sure I won't. Not much has changed over the past while. The rooster still tries to get between me and where I'm going. Today I couldn't wait for him to move...
Monday morning dog surprise
Today was a special Monday, or at least it is supposed to be. It is the day I planned to finally throw out the secret garbage I've been keeping in my room for far too long. I call it secret garbage because I wouldn't want to throw it out using the normal procedure because that is subject to inspection, scrutiny, and sometimes a lecture. The...
More chicken shit to deal with.
So the rooster has figured out this none shall pass power that he has When he standing where I need to be and I can't get by. We waited out As I inch and inch. Gaining ground until such time as I can squeeze past while maintaining eye contact at all times. He tries to lunge at me but I have my defensive y-shaped stick to hold him back. No contact...
Blockade
Today's adventures with the rooster involve them hanging out by the door. I don't like this. They want to be fed earlier and I'm already feeding them an hour earlier than I was last week. Unfortunately today I just discovered that my defense of stick and both the feeding dishes that I used to scoop the feed are sitting on the table outside, not...
Rooster Friday
Not much to report him the human versus rooster wars today. Ever since our epic battle he seems to understand that I need to get to the food area to feed them and today he let me walk by him back towards the house. He still feels a little uneasy eating if I'm in view and he keeps an eye on me but at no point to he appear threatening and he didn't...
SmackDown Day
Today's Rooster adventures were a little different. Due to some sleep issues I'm working out, I slept in and didn't get downstairs till 745 instead of my usual 720/730ish I used to start even earlier but decided the neighborhood probably benefitted from the extra 30 minutes of non rooster annoyance. I'm still shocked nobody in the surrounding...