You see, somewhere in Ghana, there is an office building, and inside it, men and women are trained how to pick American men and pretend to be pretty women from Texas. They are given a set of scripts to use to answer common questions using phrases like; age is just a number and; I don’t know what got me attracted to you. They try to build up friendships and at some point in the future, ask for something. This has been going on for a long time so it must work at least some of the time. I am one of the people that gets these messages once or twice a month. Yesterday, and today I got one from a different version of your name, so I’m pretty certain you are not Lauren from Texas. There is no real reason for Lauren from Texas to strike up a conversation with me using poor English. Do my reactions now make more sense?