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Same accident. Different door

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Same accident. Different door

So as of 8:14 a.m. on Tuesday August 2nd I am possibly missing a cat, or not one may have escaped outside which is really bad for at least one or two of the cats and reasonably bad for the third.

If it’s the bad cat and I don’t mean bad cat I mean if it’s the cat that shouldn’t be allowed outside I could be in big trouble both in general for losing a cat and possibly having that cat not return. That sucks so bad cuz it’s going to stress me until I find the cat.

The problem is this cat is the stealthy one It could be a week before I see it even if it’s indoors.

I hate screwing up but I seem to do it every time. I mean this was an easy day feed the animals almost got killed by a chicken and maybe lost a cat all things considered a bad first day.

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As of 10:00 a.m. it was pre-connect too much so I decided to spend some actual effort and try and find the cat and indeed it is outside it’s still in the yard and hidden away but the fucking rooster is always nearby which means I have to look at it the whole time and that means I end up falling or possibly worse.

I hate it so much. So I carry a tool now but to be honest I’m not entirely sure what that tool is except something to show between me and the rooster. Since the other chickens aren’t up in the same area it doesn’t seem as eager to defend anything. It just likes to keep an eye on me and cockadoodledoo and let me know it’s watching. It’s got the old rooster eye locked in on me.

Edit: Cat located and he came in on his own. I don’t think I have to tell anyone about losing it.

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