I admit to being immature with no guilt or shame.

A lovely photo I found on the Facebook Pritchard community page. Pritchard is the com…

The pile of cows. Cow piles. A mound of beef. Mount Angus.

Sometimes the headline says it all. This one made me chuckle.

I'm connected now, so you better be caught up on your invoices.

I caught a yawn on my webcam stream and it looks like I'm terrified.

I discovered it's just as much fun to use Snapchat filters on the TV people. I w…

People said I should get rid of the beard cuz I look like a homeless bum and I said n…

Filter fun. I actually get more serious work done when I mix it with less serious wor…

Puffball is usually alone. I try to give her some extra love but seems to be skittish…

I was surprised to learn this is the same lead actress in all three series.

The horse doesn't appreciate my art

Easter Rabbit.

It's 2pm and here is your March Rabbit (I kept forgetting when I was at the comp…

The feeding grounds for the pm hay meal.

AI Generated article. Frogstar, a name that might sound like the latest amphibian-th…

Happy Valentine's Day to me

Created with ToonMe app #toonme

Tracks in the fresh snow led me to discover a new egg laying location. I'll chec…

Chloe took all the sheets last night.

This hen's name used to be dinner but since they never ate them I have renamed h…

#platewatch David Berman David Ross David Pethick

Snapchat filters have really evolved to the next level.

I know I share an abnormal amount of pictures of myself but it's mainly because …

It's cool when I'm low on funds but one trip to Walmart budgets in nicely w…

If I didn't live with the expectation or at least hope that every day might be b…

This was the subject of an email I received.

#platewatch

Neat app

I found it funny the marketing department would ok a poster that shows the pickup is …

3:30pm sky

My cat

Dinner. Memories of Fajita Mondays.

Finally available. I can make anything taste like Kraft dinner now.

Give the gift that shows you care enough to make people wait until you die for your m…

Her new favourite place to irritate me

Happy Tuesday.

Outside to the right. This "hill" has had snow since mid October and will p…

4 minute exposure

Hello Kit. (Kit is this Kitty's name)

I just noticed that this gas station has a wall of booze. Thats different than Ontari…

Kevin seeking attention

Canadian Thanksgiving may not have football, but there's still the after dinner …

I just liked this.

Rabbit.

We planted dogs in the garden.

Chloe

Another fan photo from my new phone camera.

You see it too, right?

The same guy has been here for years apparently. The crows are huge and they live her…

Live on a farm? Wear the plaid farm tartan.

Cool. My camera removed the telephone pole.

I saw a deer

I almost got my ducks in a row.

One of the coolest features of my new camera. Dual photos and video.

My new phone has many new features to play with. My cat will be my model.

I had an audience

The King of the castle

Another one!

As pretty as my morning view is, my mind is less calm. People are out boating before …

Who knew this was a chain?

I'm not sure why we had to have all the ugly ducklings. I'm pretty sure the…

Four horned demons

Foghorn Leghorn

Rare photo of a puddle. I've been here 2 months and this is the first one I&#039…

September Rabbit #2. I cheated with my labour day Rabbit with using zones.

This one goes out to my friends that love googly eyes!

Are you not impressed?

A Mandella effect in my brain. Is it true that Smokey always wanted us to prevent WIL…

I never looked back.

Different view out my window today. The smell of burning timber in the air. The anima…

This meme requires knowledge of the phrase and the product name.

I'm safe for now.

Time for sleep. My new orange clock doubles as a night light. #temu

I don't know what co-pilot is exactly, but I feel like it just called me out.

I used to miss all the news because I shopped online. Now I can catch up on Branjolin…

Country store. A whole isle of chewable meat products. #jerky

First born. Fresh.

We waited a long time, through a pandemic and more but it's finally happened.

I see all these ads about using AI to clear up old blurry photos so I decided to try …

Genius!

In black and white it's hard to tell where the cat ends and the blanket begins

This is supposed to be my bed.

These are our cows, but this is not our field. Oops. Fence fail. Quite a fun adventur…

Meet Kevin.

The pigeon sisters from the odd couple

These are barb balls. The cows use barbed wires for comfort scratching and in turn , …

My new BC look.

New litter of six.

Giant

I just heard the mention bitmojis on TV. The Hulu series; How I met your father.

When English fails AI. Cow with TOP HAT.

314 Victoria Street.( Gareth Patterson )

I may not write as much as I'd like, or as much as many of my friends, but I can…

It's not a farm unless there's at least one abandoned vehicle in the yard.

First they came for the bank tellers, and I did not speak out—because I liked banking…

Funny Frustrations. Today I discovered I can no longer load Quickbooks 2012 onto any…

Good morning Mr Soapy.

Clear (smoke free) sky this morning. This is where i am.

Happy Thursday the 13th

oOO. Star Trek on a 75" TV

Canadian Rabbit and friend.

I'm not a huge concert goer and I don't think I ever pay good money to go t…

I was in the audience once, and good friends with the sound engineer Bill St Amore. C…

A few days ago I found my vice grips while moving things around my crowded room. Ther…

Something in the air? I just experienced a binge of romance flow through my spam acco…

Spamalot.

Deep!

Earth Day.

It's popular for memes to express our age based on some technologies we are olde…

AI can't do hands… like DS9's changeling Odo can't do faces. So we f…

Helpful tip. Voice typing on my phone is awesome and makes fewer errors than finger t…

Trust Cedric.

My friends are not trying hard enough to earn my likes.

I tried not to laugh. I'm starving here waiting on my food.

The software made me sad.

I wonder why they bother with the huge long train for less busy times. They surely wo…

Hanging with the hens.

Happy Thursday to my Canadian friends

Look again.

Bleh

Memories…

One of the backyard plants produced these giant hard seeds. None of the online apps r…

Happy 11.11 day.

I still have not been inside the upside down house but I got to play with the outside…

I eat pizza with a knife and fork, and I also eat Burritos with a knife and fork.

Does anyone remember this KFC ad?

I think is says; 65% of people can't read this.

I got some money in the mail and bought myself Surf and Turf for my birthday dinner. …

Well there go my morning plans. Always read the fine print. Boooo Dennys! I can'…

I was checking for free deals on my birthday, as I often do this time of year. This o…

Just in case there are any of you that don't yet know the joys of grocery shoppi…

Dinner, and breakfast lunch and dinner again tomorrow.

This is the first time I've seen a filter like this work with my beard instead o…

Question for the masses. I have lived through a few generations but the new phase tha…

The troll under the bridge.

Happy October. Costumer RABBIT

I'm still looking for the ideal October rabbit picture I saved earlier, but whil…

I hoped I'd see a CX plate and I did. I don't get out much these days but o…

Happy Monday. Why not try something new this week?

I found this funny.

I totally forgot about this option. sometimes I just want to see my friends, not ads.

My afternoon productivity is about to improve.

I'm getting into a somewhat reasonable routine. I get a few things done each day…

I see errors like this all the time on the Walmart page.

Feeling a bit more normal again.

Cool gadget to air fill anything, anywhere.

I'm this old. I showed my roommate how I read boxes now and he lit up like it wa…

Great deal at Walmart today.

I am Groot.

In the shadow of art.

My first rain commute. Luckily quite light.

Do you know where I am?

Happy Birthday to my sister.

I am really enjoying my TV screensaver set to display memories without having to set …

An unrelated post on another group reminded me of the sports car I once owned. This b…

If I lived here, I would make a boat that looked like a Star Wars land speeder. Ok, …

I honestly thought that parking lot fairs might never return. I haven't seen one…

Eating a slice of pizza pie at 3:14 on Pi Day

Hardly seems worth it:

It made me groan-smile.

I have a few questions!

It may be winter outside but in my bedroom it's like the Caribbean.

Rabbit

Fun with Filter Friday.

Happy Friday… I guess.

Went down to go to the bathroom and this was the new ornament in my path. Living in a…

I found this odd glowing ball in a tree out back.

What song would a yodeling pickle play?

Hey. I need some help to pull my house back up.

Good deal. Smart homes and smart devices and smart light bulbs and smart digital ass…

#mokoroom

#orange

A little more than 3 years ago Facebook.

I love this one so much I may actually have already shared it last week.

Should this be my new look?

No punctuation can fix this. The word can be an verb or an adjective and change the m…

Today I can't quite make up my mind if I want to thank Facebook for providing me…

Not pumpkin spice.

Today I realized my phone is practically useless when my hands are wet. I could hardl…

We are the dogs who bark Ni

Rabbit. Today's rabbit is a Walt Disney rabbit to help celebrate 50 years of Wal…

It turns out he was just wearing an Orange T Shirt today.

I am glad I never really lost my optimism on some things. Even after 25+ years of wor…

The NDP guy in my region must have forgotten it was photo day – or he just wants to l…

Last week I clicked a link to see how much the Epson Fabric printer would cost, think…

This ad I just spotted is one of those ideas that someone comes up with and brings to…

Five years ago. #platewatch

PUBLIC WARNING Beware of old friends sending you links. I noticed a large number of s…

I love wrong numbers.

Every now and then, I'm not the first person in my dreams. Last night's dre…

Question: Before this week, did you have any idea Dundas street was named after a mea…

On my walk.

I can't remember if it was Cheers with Frasier or The Drew Carey show. All I rem…

The most comprehensive poster I've seen. All of these fit inside a Tardis. And e…

This engine purrrrs

I don't know about you, but I'd really prefer TASTE and QUALITY be their #1…

I laughed at this creative advertising headline, focusing on the new world we live in…

I'm surrounded by pigs.

The Facebook algorithm isn't just for advertising. It seems to frequently group …

So this is the second time my hopes have been dashed when waiting to speak with my me…

Available. I will train your Dragon.

Breakfast time.

Memories from Niagara Falls failures.

Does anybody else have these weird < > things on their chrome browser? They are…

Creative street names in my home town.

June Rabbit. No social distancing when it's hot outside and there is only one p…

I want to live in your back yard!

I could use a mental health boost this month.

I remember my childhood friend Jane Jolly and my own childhood number and a friend w…

I fondly remember the times before free birthday meals at Tuckers Marketplace were no…

My post about a post somebody spotted in Toronto.

Just yesterday as I was walking through the local supermarket here I was thinking to …

Chippawa is that tiny village off to the west of the falls you've all driven pas…

I am quite pleased this afternoon. I got a call from my psychiatrist's office an…

Happy unofficial Star wars Day

GIANT RABBIT

It's noon and I forgot to rabbit.

Creative advertising. Can you guess the product?

Remembering my 2006 Vegas trip.

I didn't notice till today but it appears that seal test has stopped calling thi…

I know a lot of black cats.

I rebooted my computer just now and thought it was showing me Niagara Falls… But as…

The poverty lifestyle has been responsible for introducing me to several new food cho…

Life found on Mars… Me!

Back when I was cool.

Does this seem wrong yo anyone else?

Morning Hair. So wild and random, I call it art.

Happy Monday.

I feel like maybe it's Thursday… But I'm never quite sure these days

I could have been a Santa this year if we were allowed outdoors

Time to take my tree down.

Cute filter that tried to make being alone seem like you have a family. The beard kin…

They really make an Orange fan feel welcome in my new home city.

The Disney filter fails horribly with my beard but I quite like this cheat method.

Breastfast time in the barn. No Bacon and eggs

I took this picture last night outside my front door while waiting for my pizza. It w…

2020 Summed up well.

Not everyone is going out in costume this year… but you can have the fun up dressin…

This wording struck me funny. It's not post-apocalyptic, but what exactly is pos…

This stumped me. I must be a computer.

I had a dream where I visited all my usual dream locations and told people it was my …

Eight years ago in Niagara. So much has changed in my life, but very little has chang…

I found a way to watch Lower Decks

I "liked" more posts today than I have in quite a while. I'm not sure …

Did you know I had a twin sister? I don't.

Trying Pappa Johns.

One of my super powers.

As I walk around my new farm backyard I discover new things each day. It's Septe…

In the dark, I thought that chair was a gigantic white skull, which would be fairly c…

Honeycomb is one of the more expensive brands, but when more than half the weight is …

I keep wishing I could just go home, and then I realize I am. There are reasons to be…

I've been making a lot of my own memes lately.

Meme game. I was given this image and had to make a meme. I chose an obscure Star Tre…

This is a beautiful picture of the caves most people don't know exist. I wasn&#0…

Moving is a frustrating time for most, but one thing moving rocks at, is finding memo…

The new Raptors uniforms are in

This is me, but with a square face caused, not by filters but by having four wisdom t…

This comes in my window onto my wall each morning almost like a Hotel wall painting s…

Men on Facebook may get this joke.

I posted this as a reply elsewhere but liked it enough to re-post as a separate piece…

I am not sure if this is offensive or not, but I think it's very funny.

I hope to make today a productive one. I had a mini breakdown and things piled up. I …

On my way to the big city. (Grin)

COMING JULY 31st Willie Anicic – Worked on the sets

I may not be visiting markets and festivals and Ribfests every Saturday like I used t…

I think this can apply to many people on any given day. I know my brain talks to me o…

I have to wonder how many Americans complained we were displaying pride on "thei…

And the last bits of me leave Dixon Rd. Except for the mail… The mail will be ther…

Social distancing in Canada.

I found this old birthday card for my father while moving. People used to do this wi…

New Home things to adapt to. I'm so glad I'm on medication to lessen my OCD…

This is what I came up with using Facebook's new Avatar collection. I can't…

I may get bored, but I'll never be this bored.

What Samsung thinks I look like.

I was happy for two seasons but this notice today still makes me a little sad. I don&…

$29 is a good price unless you happen to notice the 67 shipping fee.

If you see these in Dollararama, text me right away.

I have come to like the new style of grocery delivery… and was about to re-order fr…

It's nice out. Ontario spring. I knew I'd spot one. It didn't take lon…

Was I productive at my work task today? Not yet…

I always remember my friend Jeff's birthday. Usually the last day of February bu…

Holy crap. I turned on a Snapchat she filter and my father appeared. Freaked me out.

One hour late and those are not green peppers.

Solo Valentine's festivities commence.

Good morning. It looks sunny so far so I'm out early for some Vitamin D and mayb…

Happy Monday I say. You can make it a good Monday.. Tell the good stories.

Recharging…

FINALLY… First Star Wars I didn't see on the opening day.

Bassdum baaafum (ominous shark music)

Happy year of the rat.

The streets of Toronto are safe, for a few spare coins a day.

I met Scott MacLean long ago. He's not my oldest friend but he's my oldest …

Who remembers this?

Months later. Cold weather. Still a line.

Queens Park is empty at 530. I wonder if the subway will be.

Toronto times just posted this helpful information a minute ago. Thanks!

On Bloor East.

A good work day downtown. I wish I had cash for a street sausage.

This is how you leave footprints on Asphalt

I don't think that's how reading glasses are supposed to work. #transitsmil…

My wake up Monday computer screen. Yay! My back hurts too. November… Argh.

#platewatch

I really needed a good blue sky Monday. The universe provides.

This ad came up in my Facebook feed today. I believe this is a 90,000 vehicle. Trust …

EB Games has $40 mini arcade games. Cool

#platewatch the infinite game if spotting the newest plates. My first CL

Oh Pikachu. How you've let yourself go. Too much Turkey.

New feature on Taxis. Hubcap theft deterrent.

I found this funny.

Halloween Rabbit

Do we still do Throwback Thursdays?

Toronto has it's own Police ChiPs squad! #platewatch

What do you think of my new itchy head in the morning look?

I don't recognize the name, but the face is familiar.

In Second Life, there is a Stan Lee tribute costume store.

Ha ham.. Daniel Davis is playing the bad guy in an episode of Elementary. Sherlock an…

Rabbit.

This actually made me laugh. Kodak, once the giant company that invented the first m…

LOST CAT. REWARD

Climate change is real, but I have good news.

Life finds a way.

I hope to resume Fajita parties in September.

You know, sliced bread really was pretty insignificant… And quite a long time ago.

Happy New week. Mondays are great! Embrace your NOW.

This is a funny licence plate to those that know the slang.

I don't quite remember the time Keanu Reeves was on Xfiles.

#dollarstore finds. It's not gravy, it's poutine sause.

Why go for a hamburger when you can get a hamburger AND a beef dinner for one price.

Sunday morning at the con starts in the afternoon for some

Good thing I didn't get a straw.

Good morning Facebook friends. Happy Memory Monday.

I just read there was a Jerkfest with lots of obscure bands this August. Even if it …

Ironically, this happened just as I was typing an email telling people I'd freed…

Sometimes all you need is the headline.

The original screen capture.

Traffic jam.

Is this my stop?

I think I've done pretty well-avoiding rain since I've been a transit user….

Not a great photo but this guy has a live pigeon on each shoulder.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain? Pain? Font talk to me about pain…

Does this seem wrong to you? Play Solitaire with a friend!

ha!

MmMmmmmm… Now I can get behind Basketball.

I know this is gay pride month but it's also PERSONAL PRIDE week for me. Not onl…

Saw this in my Instagram feed this morning. Made me think about the scenario of watch…

I wanted to reward myself with a gadget but I'm still recovering my income back …

Oh no. I think I killed a Snorlax… Or do they just sleep and snore like that normal…

Mini Storytime. Somebody asked me if I was bullied much, and I say yes, but not repe…

Quick story share: In a group here on Facebook, people were discussing the killer jok…

Decapitation warning. Warden bus terminal is serious.

Look! Tilly is on Longmire.

Somebody is unfamiliar with the concept.

Just saw Bobby Clark is appearing at a Star Trek convention… I mean I could be Bobb…

Some of you will know the true joy of picking up the wrapper to throw away, and feeli…

Ok, this is just wrong. I don't know who started making up a different word for …

So apparently, my Samsung had alert reminders set to 2 minutes so Amber Alerts go off…

So close. Slow bus ride.

I smile when I see random toys at Walmart nowhere near the toy store. I imagine in my…

Nothing says I love you mom like 6 cookies delivered by Uber.

This dog has the longest tongue I've ever seen.

I found a place to get your butt photocopies.

My friend Daniel Goodland pointed out Star Wars has a Rabbit as part of their world s…

April Showers bring May Flowers – Rabbit

Snow!

A friend sent this to me… #platewatch

When Yaphit accidentally roams over a newspaper. #theOrville

This looks like the opening sequence of your favourite murder mystery series. I was u…

This fell out of the sky randomly. Very Very improbable.

Samsung's Foldable phone is $2500(ish) so one for $49 is a hot current topic. Se…

I want a floating chair now.

News that surprises nobody.

Twitter seems to think I am somebody else.

A lot of fuss this week about the first photo of a Black Hole but Disney pretty much …

Amazon popped up an ad for an illegally pirated copy of Windows on my feed today.

Rabbit.

ROAD TRIP

I look at these mini icebergs a few feet off the water's edge on the Humber Rive…

An actual full size operational Bell telephone. Points!

There is no way this is a design accident right? It doesn't even need googly ey…

March 17th. Time to finally put out the tree…

I had to go full on reset. Even the normal refresh failed because if my stupidity. It…

My Sunday will be spent re-installing all my software on my work computer. It was men…

That front seat amuses me a little. Squashed in facing a wall.

Not a great day. I even got yelled at. Had to do a lot of fixes and my own computer f…

Weird. A&W has the staff cash register facing outward so I could do it myself. I…

Good variety

Marty! What have you done?!?! Although now that I think about it, Trump is pretty cl…

new location on Spadina near Kensington market. Doesn't have a check in location…

Somebody really hated winter.

Wild quilt pattern l!

#platewatch The Quest for J

Hospital Zamboni

I absolutely love this. I'm a big fan of the inukshuk, but somehow it just seems…

I never considered the idea of creating a bird version of Michaels craft store.

I saw this on a sidebar ad and it made me smile. Perhaps one of the oldest jokes I&#0…

A friend brought me the best Rabbit gift I could imagine for March 1st!

March comes in like a lion… or a rabbit.

My dreams have been a bit more scattered than usual. Last night I was living in a ric…

You may not care, but SiriusXM recently bought Pandora, which was never available in …

So sunny out I almost thought it was spring.

Long-term quest achieved. 3 CP #platewatch

What a great day for a blue sky Second Sunday.

I learn black people get treated poorly in all sorts of ways we never know about. On …

At the last minute, I decided not to stand here and make "eww" faces at eve…

Looks like Google picked the wrong week to update Toronto Satellite maps view.

click to see full awesome pic.

First time I've seen the cue cards on SNL

I think this sign needs a few exclamation points. That is one hell of a bump.

I wasn't aware the Enterprise was made by Subaru. Toronto Subaru Club

One spammer stealing the mailing list from a second spammer.

I'm Team Orange. https://www.boredpanda.com/fictional-characters-classified-by-…

I was always a fan of these pics. They used to be on the walls at Restaurant in citie…

Let's hope there isn't a fire.

Now THAT is cold. I considered sending this to my landlord as a prank.

It's a cold mean February – Rabbit

I always tell people to check the FROM address of mail they suspect is fake. I sugges…

I decided not to start my car to move it, so they snow blowered the whole driveway on…

I saw this guy advertising on a street corner but I'm not sure what the biz is.

I saw a message reply today that perfectly sums up America for the world… It follow…

The home behind me finally got to skate on their back yard rink.

Chocolate breakfast in progress at 6am. Some people actually drink their morning caf…

Throwback Thursday collage from before 2000, more than 20 years ago.

I saw a few posts this week about people clearing out their friend lists here. I want…

Facebook algorithm at work…

In last night's dream I was making a comedy film short that turned into a busine…

I ponder. If there was no litter on my walk, would people litter? Is it ok in their m…

It doesn't feel like a Friday.

2018 wasn't a great year for me. Even my Facebook generated Year in Review meme …

Celebrate post Christmas bad gift returns. Oh wait, maybe I misunderstood the theme. …

In the cool countries anyway…

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells…

#platewatch new personal best.

Two of my favourite things combined. #orange

Annual self-treat tradition. I bought a few simple items on Amazon this week and sche…

Wasn't this the plot of Babylon 5? I mean Babylon 4?

SURVIVOR – No spoilers. Because Global doesn't put Survivor online till Friday,…

Fairy dust in my bed.

This is actually quite a bit more costly than The Bulk Barn bags I buy several times …

I like being wrong. It's so much easier than fighting to convince somebody else,…

Good morning friends and stalkers. Happy Tuesday.

This week on the Christmas episode of 22 Minutes, they stuffed a beaver inside a turk…

It's a hi-rise but they're not telling you any more.

The Toronto Star, now available in FUN SIZE. Half the size it used to be.

In Canada, we say about.

#platewatch

Darn. What do you do when the house I've come to visit for a confirmed onsite se…

My postal worker wants me to remember they exist and perhaps are worthy of a tip. It&…

I'm working normal daytime hours weekdays and so weekends have meaning again. I …

I met the TTC Lego guy. He does awesome work.

In the things that make me smile as I walk series. An ebike store on the second floor…

I remember being so confused on a trip to Toronto as a kid and finding out Main Stree…

I'm not having the transit life yet but Ontario December weather isn't too …

Since my car is still sitting in the back, I have become a transit guy, at least for …

Things that make me smile while I'm walking around. For the person who likes to…

Don't ever complain about me leaving my shoes on the stairs again . I'm sup…

Picture of a running shoe car. Converse.

I don't hate Christmas music, but I don't like it all the time. If you love…

I'm on a nice walk in the Sun, and as I see all the litter around, it occurs to …

My new A.DD medication is proving to be a life changer I wish I'd discovered whe…

One thing I dislike about modern life is this reasonably new trend to post news about…

Great Cosplay.

I love Toronto but this campaign bothers me. Unlike the famous I heart New York, this…

Not sure it's a good idea to have a bank web page called backdoor.

Not Thanksgiving in Canada turkey dinner.

Happy regular day of the week to all my Canadian friends. I'm not sure how it re…

I made the mistake of downloading a client's entire web image directory to my de…

Facebook Tuesday…

Had a great Sunday. Went to bed early and Samual L Jackson and I spent the night on a…

If you've ever wanted a duplicate of your phone on your desktop, and you own a S…

Amazon sells fake gift boxes to wrap your real presents in.

Pick your deal… One price for everything or the same price for less.

Halloween.

It was a different time. Blackface mice weren't offensive back then.

Feeling down as the snow hits Ontario?

Apparently there is a terrible Measles Outbreak in Europe right now.

Next level. Halloween facades.

This building received no mail this whole week. No mail. No cheques. No smiles

A good percentage of the friends I associate with on Facebook and in real life are in…

Not a great Monday. Car is dead again. Finances in red. No food in fridge. This birth…

While watching the Grand Your I couldn't help but think Richard Hammond reminds …

According to Wikipedia, nobody you've ever heard of was born on the same day as …

You can't unsee.

While replying to an unrelated posting, it suddenly hit me that Facebook is the evolu…

#platewatch I want to spot CHCH 011

What a nice day to be outside, even though I'm sick with a nasty cold.

Happy Fake Monday.

I'm sure I'm not the only one that thinks Brenda would be an awesome home a…

I've never seen a freight train also carry passenger cars for GO Transit.

#platewatch

Some might consider October the month of Halloween. Others might consider October the…

Is this what I think it is? No, it can't be. Nevermind.

I knew he wanted to be an actor. Good series.

An example of when the headline is enough. You don't need to read the article

Sometimes you're up. Sometimes you're down, sometimes you win and sometimes…

Has Jurassic Park switched from Jeeps?

These are the people who play slot machines for days straight.

I couldn't remember what appointment I had booked for tomorrow that would have b…

People post messages with trees turning colours and complain it's too soon, but …

TShirt from the horrible train wreck TV Game Show from Much Music and Dan Gallagher. …

I found this t shirt,which was also the opening day premier ticket.

I bought left hand sandwich bread.

edit. I read it wrong and September 30th is Orange Shirt day. I thought it was today….

You can't get there from here, Google version.

I assumed that her she's had done pumpkin spice, but these appear to be Hershey….

Happy Monday.

For a brief time, I was trying a Bowler hat and the city noticed. (taken today in Mon…

Death's makeover.

Justin has yet another twin I can mistake him for.

I drew this on a Samsung Note 4 just now as one single continuous line without liftin…

It must be spring!

No cramming in the washroom.

After I looked at this selfie, I realized death was close. I better start practice my…

First Saturday adventures in months! Niagara!

The Coke machine is rebooting in XP.

Nailed it.

In the dream I just woke up from, I was doing improv comedy with two members of Secon…

Short week. Hot week. Work week.

I had no idea there were any Cadet Cleaners left. I grew up around Cadet. It partly r…

Photo taken at 7:20. I didn't get a chance to see if it stays at that time all d…

Just finished my first appointment with a doctor who may be key in improving my menta…

This is one of those social dilemmas that I'm faced with from time to time.

Oops. When you eat Hershey's kisses in bed, make you you get them all or you hav…

Long weekend Sunday!

It's Patty and Selma in real life.

All you can eat goodness!

The selfie craze has taken over the lawn gnomes.

N unusual bruise is appearing with no known origin story. It's like a black mono…

Anyone want this many random CDs. Good for art project or whatever. Could be anything…

Oooooo. A Beakman's World Marathon

I suppose nobody wants a box of mystery video tapes? Most share the rare but poor qua…

Mentally I know I'll never do anything with these commodore 64 disks but it&#039…

Up early. Pro mode on my S7.

I'm already deep into my Monday mood and my Monday work load. I am well rested f…

Today was a rich and rewarding invoice day. I don't love the new invoice system …

I've got a new web project so I'm being productive. This is my workspace. …

Happy August First. Did I miss the rabbit?

I have tried to make every day this week a Monday but sometimes Mondaying is harder t…

I'm not advertising or asking for anything, but I happened across my old screens…

Happy Monday Everyone. Press CTRL-ALT-DEL on your life and start fresh. I have more f…

I have a new philosophy update. Since I enjoy Monday as a Happy New Week restart day,…

Curious what extensions you might love. #chrome

Even if I was super rich, I'm not sure I would spend $169 for a pillow.

Should I report this advertisement as misleading?

I am free. They pulled the PICC line out and my hospital near death story is conclude…

#platewatch Clasic car with classic 1973 original issue plate.

Funny watch face.

It's Goldilocks weather finally. Do great when it's not too hot and not too…

A bit dated for Lego's new announcement. (JG)

If buying one costs $10.99 then why is the four pack $81.69 ?

Happy Fake Monday everyone!

Always early Jeff is my new nickname here. I'm in and out before my 5 o'clo…

MRI time. I didn't need one but since its free in Canada I asked for it just for…

I had my first frustration dream that was not 20 years old. I wasn't back in ret…

What do you call a fig newton filled with Apple?

I found this funny. IT may just be somebody who posted their ad 2 dozen times within …

Time for a haircut?

My daily 2:30 dosage of IV antibiotics.

Feels like a Monday to me. My first sleep in my own non-electric "dumb" be…

I have a discharge order!

The Facebook Monday effect. Some friends just now discovering how prolific I've …

Yes I'm feeling much better today.

Watching the world cup at the pizzaville.

Im not sure why my mood slumped today. I've just felt down and sleepy and less a…

And this is now ok, why? Because somebody said so.

Unused hospital prank.

Maybe it's a sign.

Sleeping next to this everyday has changed since I've started watching the Dream…

Till Tuesday… Pneumonia. In antibiotic recovery but feeling much better now.

My latest update. I feel almost ideal but the "finish the bottle" rule of a…

Turns out you can get this from the poo emoji.

bad news. not yoday. good news i got a pass to go home, restock and come back.

Best view of the week on day 7.

Maybe a gross picture, but the concept I think would be pretty neat

I thought it was funny to see children were unimpressed because it wasn't voice …

One of my all time favourite quotes. Don't trust the origin. Everyone heard it s…

I don't like anger. I should not reply to messages for a few hours at least or i…

Ok… doctor and I talked. What I have is quite horrid do it looks like I'm here…

Facebook has finally gathered enough info on all of us to predict what will happen ne…

Unlike some of the others, this might actually be a REAL election poster. I didn&#039…

It seems a lot of old shows had the future people wearing silver suits and that futur…

Rabbit.

I laughed when I saw this. The only game that anybody really made redemption tickets …

There is no life on a Monday. I can save them billions.

I didn't have to go downtown and battle the crowds to see the blossums. I'm…

I was tempted to go inside and pick up a few lawn signs to randomly put on other peop…

Sunday adventures.

CFBA #platewatch

My beard has officially reached the stage. I can actually see it peripherally. I don…

I happened to notice more newly released licence plates on the roads this week than u…

Happy July 1st.. Oh wait, is this thing still on? Nevermind.

Today was another fail day. More procrastination than work. I did get my invoices pr…

Hi friends. I did not competitively try and beat you all with RABBIT gameplay today …

RABBIT Is that today?

Wow. There is one left.

I thought this was funny. Probably not the kind of thing I should be promoting.

Boba Vette. A Bounty Hunter needs something fast, but I doubt a 2 seater would be a g…

Happy Friday. Mine started with a drive up Yonge Street to visit a client about his …

Moths ate my money… Honest! Time to go visit customers and earn some lunch money.

I discovered the squirrels that sneak inside my car at night and steal anything edibl…

When I have to finally leave the house after almost a week, the old dead battery need…

Just past 3pm and I think I can make it until Monday without looking outside. It was …

Today was one of those unique days in the life of a self-employed procrastinator. I w…

Best day! Not exactly the same, but pretty darn close. My favourite Apple Danish now …

I usually call it eve. On weeks when Monday was a holiday, the week should seem to go…

This is the best news I've had this month! I'm way more excited than an adu…

Happy Fake Monday (Canada)

Hersey's does Easter. As an obsessed collector, the foil wrappers will not go in…

Easter Monday. I break out of my weekend shell and get back to work.

When I was a kid, I used to hate Family Circus. It was such a lame comic I never real…

I guess we'll never have another fajita Monday at this location. I guess they mi…

If you're following, yesterday was as productive as I'd hoped. I'll fi…

This has to be a joke, right?

I did that bad, go back to sleep in the morning thing I'm trying not to do. It m…

First time I got a small fries and 5 guys didn't fill the bag.

A beetle with mouse ears?

I'm watching Super premier and I see a guy make an obviously fake idol. More in …

March 1st. Rabbit.

I'm Sundaying for a bit today..

I've missed beef. It's hard to have at home alone without learning to cook.

Yay. My car was stuck under the snow plowed around it, which usually isn't a pro…

Webcams from the top of the CN Tower this morning… Happy Wednesday.

My older sister Julie and her Husband Steve. They're not on Facebook or social m…

Rabbit

All major decisions today will be answered by the magic 8 ball.

Old kid on the block. At first I wondered whether a movie was being shot here pretend…

It was actually Thursday.

Throwback Thursday. Programming PET GAMES!

I don't like the new owners cooking style as much as the old owners but it'…

WORST RUNNY NOSE, EVER. BLAH

Monday. Back to work again.

Come for the Beavertails!

The car started! Five days of battery charging and warmer weather helped. Yay! I can …

Saw a picture of my very first car today while searching for something else. This pic…

All the places I've had lunch or otherwise checked in during 2017.

New year. New me.

Pizza therapy. I'm feeling much better now.

Not fake Monday.

Happy Festivus!

Finally got around to putting tree up this year. Decorating done for 2017. I celebra…

I was tempted. It's been 30 years since I read MAD

Christmas depression example. I easily convince myself that the joke isn't funny…

I laughed out loud. Great Rick Roll..

Ahhhh. Vitamin D. I've needed this.

One never really gives up on a treasure hunt. You never know what the future holds, b…

I am up and out of the house. Still a little sore, but good enough to go buy food. On…

Not doing so well. Getting out of bed takes up to 20 minutes… and just shifting pos…

I may not be able to put it on my wall in my apartment, but I'm decorating my Se…

This isn't mine but I want it framed over my bed.

Apparently some people say the date the odd way that makes today 7/11. Slurpie day…

#platewatch

Happy Monday.

A photo I found while looking for something else. My final starring role in theatre. …

Birthday lunch was great. Thanks to all 37 of you.

Birthday eve

Not a very good picture but it's the first time I've seen a car with a dog&…

Jack Astors new menu item!!!

How come this group has ANY members?

A great hard work Monday, in both universes

Obviously not.

It took me a while to figure out why the Aquafina looked like Pepsi.

Celebrate your normal. Celebrate your everyday.

My options don't have orange. Do yours?

Looks like the decorations are starting in the alternate universe too.

TGIW – Yesterday I took the garbage all the way to the curb before realizing it was o…

…or a photo.

Found a cool picture of my Dad today while looking for something else.

Side effects may include…

Ok I forgive you Montannas. I may even forgo Fajitas tonight.

Today was very hot in Toronto, so I went hunting for Team Instinct Pokemon in my alte…

FAJITA NIGHT IS IN JEOPARDY! THE VENUE IS CLOSED, BUT WE HATE IT ANYWAY. MORE NEWS …

Good to know. I always ask.

Cool. I found this Bitcoin cash machine at the Variety Store near me. I can't be…

This is one of two street festivals I will visit today. Missing my Saturday Adventure…

I admit I'm weird. This is my Hershey's Kisses foil wrapper collection. It&…

Not too wet walking across the parking lot. 45 seconds earlier my shirt would have be…

Blue screen of death is still around in the banking industry.

My first CD #platewatch

#platewatch

RABBIT!

They ruined my Honeycomb! New recipe crap

This is the coolest. WHen I ordered my pizza, a few minutes later my screen buzzed a…

Let's all bash the dog with a stick!

The grass is two colours.

It'll be fine, the photographer said. We can stand here on the tracks for a pic…

MEAT ON A STICK!

My Horta is on display

#platewatch

I decided to go on a tour of the NoFrills north of Toronto because they're the o…

They missed the big giant duck.

Finally done my Friday work day.

In the second life universe, the wireless computers really are wireless. No cables at…

The love tree

Alex Kung the R2D2 builder guy.

Well, there's your problem.

Zaphod Beeblebrox is my President.

I knew a David Bradley… I never realized he was the doctor.

Storm to the right, sun to the left.

Since there's been so much rain this month, I decided to wear a new hat when I&#…

Thornhill Ribfest was compact but well attended.

So we left earlier than our usual Saturday adventures but sadly, the airport runway F…

I've been working on some Blogging videos as my Alternate Universe self, Orange …

This weekend's Saturday adventures are one of my top picks and I've been wa…

Video on my timeline about a restaurant being protested. Irritable Bowel Syndrome se…

I hadn't heard Android pay exists yet and completely not in Canada.

Those islands were never islands before.

The Dog parks is now a dog water park.

The boardwalk is now at the waterfront in some places.

You can see the sand under the water.

Behind me you see lights under water where we used to be able to walk and picnic.

Playing with the face app is creepy.

#platewatch cc plate. Yay!

I do love a good Keg dinner.

My POP version. Info Desk Jeff

I took my unicorn there Monday afternoon and they turned me away. The government war …

Cat ladies looking at cats.

Conventioning is hard, even when you're sitting down all day.

Is this currently the most famous man on Television? You can't miss him, at leas…

Happy birthday to our father, who fart in heaven.

New Month Monday! Rabbit Rabbit

Stupid invention?

Oops. Looks like there will be a delay.

Is this a grafitti tag in crayon?

#platewatch

I have been insulted for saying that this is a cute octopus. I believe it is

I'm not a fan of prank shows or making people uncomfortable… but some pranks a…

Bizarre of the Bizzare. I'm pretty sure one of those should be spelled different…

Apply within…at this web site. I wonder if they will lend me a laptop.

Throwback Thursday

Free gifted desert thanks to Heiko and Natasha. It was amazingly great from the frid…

Wow. Attendance is really down this year.

Each spring I play The Snow Game, but its often hard in Ontario because our spring is…

Bonus weird #platewatch

Spring!

My new workstation

Really? An ad? Somebody paid to let you know that Trump has a twitter account? Som…

Cleanup in Isle 7.

Winter is pretty for about 15 minutes.

Again…

Happy pi day 2017.

As some of you know, my side hobby is living a second life inside the 3D UIniverse kn…

Tuesday special.

#platewatch

Quick. Call Spock to talk to it!

Looks like I picked the wrong day to leave my coat in the car.

#fakenews

I finally decided to join the masses. I'm reducing my regular TV plan and going …

People don't believe me when I say I have a load of orange laundry. This is the …

Finally caught one!

My favourite breakfast.

Happy Fake Monday. (ON)

My new favourite.

#platewatch

Happy Tuesday!

I just realized how cool it is to go back and look at ON THIS day for Feb 1st. It&#03…

Saturday adventures.

I have one of these ($70 at Best Buy) and $20 is a great deal. It's a Bluetooth …

Oh sure… Now I get blue sky… 9 minutes before sundown. Oh well. Really nice sky n…

Pet Dildos

It's actually coat off weather today… If you're an Ontarian

I guess when you live forever, you get to try evety job at least once.

Is the holiday season over yet?

I'm going to make it great. Make it so.

To all those who missed me saying RABBIT on Jan 1st. Sorry…

Changes for 2017. Each year on my birthday, I try to make a plan for change and progr…

I'm playing. You should too.

#platewatch

We might not have 3D or surround sound, but I paid $10 only and Tye seats recline eno…

I knew some similar codes.

I see what I did there.

Bad weather reframed. When traffic is slow, at least your Pokémon game will count th…

December 12th isn't a bad date to need my first car clear off. I did it in a pa…

Found my dad's old plates while I was looking for something else. At the time, I…

I get to decide who gets the Klingons when I do my invoicing.

I did not like my 2016 Facebook video. All the images it took were from November, and…

Time to put up my desktop Christmas tree.

Did I post this already? Some days it feels like I've lost my head.

Sexy Fred Flintstone.

Finally.

It's Dec 1st. and I saw an actual RABBIT run in front of me while I was sitting …

This was my very first CBE license plate but I drive safe, and so I lost it in traffi…

I have expanded my limb collection.

Today is nation pie day, not to be confused with March 14th,which is pi day.

One of my favourite homes to do an onsite repair at.

The sales are over. Why is everyone still hanging out in the Best Buy parking lot?

This the worst clickbate ad I've ever seen.

Some of you may wonder why I like checking in all my lunches. Today I hit this in the…

Hey. Let's stop at Walmart before we fly south… That's a great idea… …

November 1. Rabbit.

#platewatch

Prison thug life. #orange

I don't dress up for Halloween but my avatar does.

#platewatch CATY

This park is filled with Pokemon trainers.

Today I'm going to level up to level 24 and catch me some new Pokemon.

The Annual Tuckers Birthday crew.

Free Mandarin lunch crew. It's always free when somebody else pays. This time, M…

They even had an Orange Rabbit. How did they know I'd like that. #orange #rabbit

It's my birthday week. I'll be celebrating Monday with the Fajita party o…

Taking pictures of the planes taking off into the sunset

Bacon wrapped Mac & Cheese

Late October and the lawns are still green and the sky is still blue. Get out and enj…

First time I think I've ever seen an elevator with the controls on the side wall…

Danville Park plane-viewing platform Toronto Pearson believes it’s important to be a…

This came in the mail today. #orange

My new look. (topical humour)

Rabbit Racing

Jesus dogs!

Peppe LePeuw costume for your cat.

I got one!!

Weather change. Weird Dreams. I had two very distinct, well remembered dreams that we…

RABBIT

RABBIT

Oh?

These are pedal driven.

I just love this photo. It looks like swans or something.

The NOT4SALE car her's trying to sell.

Thank you Syndi. I FINALLY understand the way Gyms pay me coins.

Last cob of the season?

What Kylo Ren drives. (Ben Solo)

My sister Lauren tried to compete with me, but she lives on a farm. This is my downto…

I thought this was a creative Meme. It's called The Meme Doorman.

I occasionally don't wash my dishes after eating. I occasionally have a fruit f…

Oh my. My fiend Anastasia is in Greece and she found a REAL Pokemon Gym.

Plant Stargate wormhole!

When I was a kid I used to think these green leaves were pot leaves. Even now they lo…

Outdoor Gym. Cool idea.